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Post by some1krazy on Mar 20, 2006 20:49:01 GMT -5
......................ÿ =Ìò "Œn$ôÍ\v¸›²0gðìá|À´ž0*§Ée‚oã…±žxÏâqøÖ—‹üL÷'û3O`–Ñ׃!ôÏ ®Q]@éŠRÔ"í¹«»¨[>Ñ4s`ñ¼gõâ·,|dñ¨7¶ÆO߈ä~Gük.‡;ÍÀåI±›„^èÓ÷=JÃ^ÒuµGÿ žr|§>ÙëøV¨òÔã sß=kÅY˜œžsÜ÷ZòØ*%ۅ䧥g*)j‡ÝÙž(·<†¬›èÃUefc½s–¾( û.בÑÇ#ð{õš`é´«`‚FqY85ÐÕ=I%·*— ƒÀ¨š 2ÌH«‘Ül°Êƒ¡§HMÁNà:ûR»êZ3ј............. "Thank you for that lovely speech"
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Post by some1krazy on Mar 20, 2006 21:00:21 GMT -5
hehehe ok so there's this lady playing the quarters in the casino, she gets this bucketfull and tells her husband that as soon as she takes them up to their room, she'll meet him in the lounge so the can go to supper. So she goes to the elevator and there are these two black guys, one's a medium build guy, and the other is this REALLY tall one. She's not normally a racist woman but given the bucket of quarters in her hands she gets scared. 'oh know,'she thinks 'these guys are goning to rob me!!!' but then she told her self don't be silly these guys look like two respectable men! so she gets in the elevator and the door closes. The shorter guy says hit the floor so the lady does and in the process her quarters go flying. The guys are both trying hard not to laugh as the taller one says "Ma'am, um when my buddy here said hit the floor, he was telling me to hit the button for our floor, and if you tell us what floor you're on I'll hit that button too." So the lady, red in the face, manages to mumble a thanks and her floor number. The the two guys help her pick up her quarters and walk her to her door. As soon as her doors shuts she can her them laughing all the way back to the elevator. So the lady composes herself and walks back to the elevator, and meets her husband for supper. The next morning and dozen roses arrive at her door each clipped with a crisp 100 dollar bill. and there was a note that said.... (true story) "Thank you for the best laugh we've had in years..." signed.... Eddy Murphy and Michael Jordan
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Post by MIC ANON on Mar 21, 2006 12:26:56 GMT -5
Whoa! nice story! I guess the moral of the story is that we should watch more sports and Dr. doo little! ;D
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Post by ABLLE on Mar 22, 2006 16:12:21 GMT -5
Whoa! nice story! I guess the moral of the story is that we should watch more sports and Dr. doo little! ;D well maybe. but i think the moral is, love all animals and learn how to play basket ball. but that's just me .
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Post by atticus8 on Mar 23, 2006 15:08:06 GMT -5
the only thing i really love about the site, is that you're doing it for the kids.
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Post by some1krazy on Mar 30, 2006 14:51:36 GMT -5
you both are wrong! the moral of the story is put a lid on your bucket of quarters so when you throw them everywhere you won't have to spend an hour picking them up
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Post by Emily on Apr 3, 2006 23:17:34 GMT -5
Hey its a start kokobeware. You make the website. Thanks for stoppin' in.
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